Do people not look in the mirror before they leave the house? I mean, I know I don't look all put-together and supermodel-ish ALL the time (ha ha or never....) but I think half of Saskatoon doesn't own a mirror. Some words of advice from a fashion guru:
1. If you think your pants are too tight, they probably are.
2. No see-thru things please. Thank you. No one wants to see that.
3. Maybe you should think about cutting your hair if you are over 40 and it is almost down to your waist. Just a suggestion.
4. Runners are for running.
5. Unless you are a pop star or in a bathing suit, no one's midriff should ever be showing. Ever.
6. Being a mom does not give you license to dress like a homeless person. Sorry. All we're asking for is maybe some jeans instead of your pyjama pants? (If your child is less than a few weeks old you are automatically exempt from all fashion faux-pas)
7. Overalls are for construction workers and babies.
That is all for now. Sadly I think there will be more to come in the future. Please stop assaulting my eyes with your grossness.
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