Lucas and I just had a very traumatic experience. I was playing with Lucas on the floor on his blanket when out of nowhere a spider comes crawling across towards us. AHHHHHH! I freaked out, froze for a second, and then scooped up Lucas whilst frantically trying to find something to kill it with. I had lots of Lucas toys but I didn't want to use those, so my coffee table PostSecret book seemed like a good spider-killer. Smashed the book down on the blanket and took a deep breath. Lucas was probably thinking "What in the blue blazes just happened? I must have been in very grave danger for Mom to freak out like that." Just wait until he's three and picking up spiders and worms and showing them to me....and then keeping them as pets. Can't wait.
So I called Terry to tell him about the spider and inquire about spider traps...which I am searching on the internet about right now. I don't want to hear about spiders biting me internet, just tell me what to do already!!! Now I feel like there are spiders crawling on me.....EEEEEEEEEEE! I guess I need some sort of sticky trap to catch them. I will get on that pronto.
So after I got off the phone with Terry I grabbed some kleenex to go get the spider, and I go to lift up the book off the blanket, AND THE SPIDER HAS ESCAPED!!!!!!! DISASTER!!!
SO NOW I KNOW THERE IS A SPIDER ROAMING AROUND IN HERE. Annoying. I think I might have got one of his legs with my book, so it is probably a seven-legged spider. Take that spider.
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ReplyDeletejust a little guy...not mini...but little...still scary.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably good that he got away. Think about it: Now he's going to go limp around telling his spider friends about it, they'll know not to mess with you anymore
ReplyDeletesounds like you had a full day.
ReplyDeleteI bet "what in the blue blazes" is one of Lucas' favorite sayings.
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